Why Am I Like This: 31 Relatable Posts About Not Being a Fully-Functional Member of Society

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John Summers • Contributor
Oct 20, 2024 8:00 PM EDT

Here is my theory: right before I was born, there was a meeting of my entire generation where the creator of the universe sat everyone down and explained in very simple terms how to manage your life. I have no idea what I was doing at the time, but I know I missed that meeting. Everyone got the illustrated guide filled with pro-tips about how to manage life, and I was probably off somewhere (along with some of you guys) doing something less constructive.

And now I'm just going along day by day, trying to fake being a fully functioning member of society, while in reality, I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing. Anyway, if someone out there wants to maybe send me a PDF of that guide you got, I will happily accept it but then will probably forget to read it or somehow get locked out of my mailbox and forever stay in this state of dysfunction.

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  • 01
    "good morning, did you sleep well?" me:
    via @introvertmojo
  • 02
    "i have cute cats down here" me: @apollo.redcat
    via @introvertmojoת @apollo.redcat
  • 03
    Me trying to hold back a rude comment when I'm in a bad mood
    via @introvertmojo
  • 04
    Mentally im here
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  • 05
    Me: I really need to start eating healthier. Friend: Wanna go out to eat? Me:
    via @introvertmojo
  • 06
    Me in the middle of my conversation trying to remember what I was talking about
    via @introvertmojo
  • 07
    me: "call me whenever u need me" also me: Ringer A Silent Missed Calls 43 missed calls
    via @introvertmojo
  • 08
    Friend: You'll be ready at 8? Me: Yes Me at 7:55:
    via @introvertmojo
  • 09
    In Japan often broken objects are repaired with gold. Me in Japan:
    via @introvertmojo
  • 10
    "your eyes say a lot about you" me: i'm send money broke
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  • 11
    "if you sleep in the afternoon, you won't sleep at night" me in the afternoon and at night:
    via @introvertmojo
  • 12
    Me: "Why does my back hurt?" My posture every day 9 to 5
    via @introvertmojo
  • 13
    how I look at your fries after I finished my whole meal in 3 minutes
    via @introvertmojo
  • 14
    Them: you good? Me: I'm gucci The gucci:
    via @introvertmojo
  • 15
    CLASSICAL ART MEMES I can't I cannot I do not currently possess the ability to can
    via @introvertmojo
  • 16
    "Start the new month off with confidence & positivity" Me:
    via @introvertmojo
  • 17
    when I say I'm gonna go swim I mean like this 9
    via @introvertmojo
  • 18
    Me watching "Incoming Call" that's about to turn into "Missed Call"
    via @introvertmojo
  • 19
    Me: *2 seconds into studying* My brain: hocus pokus, you've now lost your focus
    via @introvertmojo
  • 20
    Me agreeing with people, so they'll just stop talking
    via @introvertmojo
  • 21
    "You can't just erase people out of your life" Me: S B
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  • 22
    How it's feels being comfortable in bed with no alarms or plans and it's starts raining heavily
    via @introvertmojo
  • 23
    when u hit snooze 80 times and now you have 3 mins to leave the house
    via @introvertmojo
  • 24
    Me: has 3 assignments, 2 group projects and an exam to study for. Also me: @introvertedbiatch
    via @introvertmojoת @introvertedbiatch
  • 25
    me trying not to overthink also me overthinking: @jynxbby
    via @introvertmojo
  • 26
    WHEN YOU'RE COMPLETELY DONE WITH EVERYBODY
    via @introvertmojo
  • 27
    "I literally told you yesterday, don't you remember?" Me:
    via @introvertmojo
  • 28
    Me as soon as I get home after work
    via @introvertmojo
  • 29
    When a person knows your name and you don't know theirs
    via @introvertmojo
  • 30
    Me as soon as I clock in at work:
    via @introvertmojo
  • 31
    Me risking my future just to sleep in an extra 10 minutes
    via @introvertmojo

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